I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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