Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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