Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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