Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You ruined the universe
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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