She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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