U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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