took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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