Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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