have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i've created a new STD.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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