Fine. I'll sleep in my office
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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