You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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