You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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