She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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