with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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