You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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