ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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