just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
