Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We got so high we made milksteak
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
should my penis look like a turkey
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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