Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
