That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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