Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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