We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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