Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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