Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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