Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
