what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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