Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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