i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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