It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Everclear isn't food dammit
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
