Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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