I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i dont even know how to be here
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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