I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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