If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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