no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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