She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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