There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
