He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
