You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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