is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
