Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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