I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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