Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
My life is pants optional.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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