he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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