I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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