Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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