I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i out mim tonsoeep
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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