i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Porn is love you can see.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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