like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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