You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
