kristin has been a bad kristin
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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