I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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