I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
